Showing posts with label Vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vampires. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2016

08 of 31 Horror Films I've Never Seen 2016: Stake Land (2010)

Survival is the most common theme in Horror films.  Whether it is a gang of unlucky teenagers camping in the woods or a lone survivor trapped in a house, the core of every Horror movie is survival against insurmountable odds, usually with an supernaturally evil flair.  Stories about people surviving a full blown wasteland situation are always intriguing and when you change the methods up a bit you usually get an interesting result.  Such is Jim Mickle's Stake Land.


The world presented is like George A. Romero's Day of the Dead except instead of zombies the night is filled with ravenous vampires.  The story centers on Martin (Connor Paolo), a young boy who is rescued by a lone vampire hunter, Mister (Nick Damici), and learns to survive the new America, attempting to travel North to New Eden AKA Canada.  Along the way he discovers the cruelties of mankind while learning the skills required to survive in Stake Land.  Simple and always up for reinterpretation.


What makes the film a treat to watch is the character dynamic.  Damici's Mister is a simple, take no shit, hardened kind of man.  He is a survivor.  He is tough, he is resourceful, and he shows no mercy.  Unlike most stoic hero types, however, he has empathy.  He and Martin take in a number of "strays," like Sister (Kelly McGillis) on their journey to New Eden, people who need their help but can handle themselves in this dark land where danger lurks around every corner.  Martin, is just young enough to still have the desire to help and protect, while simultaneous is being made into a man by the sheer danger of the environment he lives in.  He trains daily with Mister and together they form a unique partnership of mutual respect and protection.  Many themes that would show up later in AMC's The Walking Dead are present here, showing the universality of thought behind what would become a conflict in an unforgiving wasteland.  How does one deal with pregnancy? Old age? Lawlessness?  Self-reliance.


The look and feel of the film are grimy and bleak.  At any second one expects the protagonists to be decimated, whether by crazy religious nuts, cannibals, or blood sucking vampires.  The camera, at times, is relentless, heightening the feeling of anxiety and terror wherever and whenever possible, barely giving a reprieve except for when the story calls for it.  Mickle has worked with Cinematographer Ryan Samul since his first feature, Mulberry St, and it is clear that the two are on the same wavelength.  Wherever the story falters, and it does on occasion, it is hardly noticeable because of the expressive camera work.


Co-written with Damici, the story sets itself apart from most others of it's ilk by focusing heavily on the characters and how their survival in the world effects them.  That said, it is still a horror movie, and as such has a few faults that can be attributed to typical Horror movie tropes such, but they are dealt with so quickly that one doesn't quite have much time to think about them before being engrossed in the film once again.  Well worth the watch.


Thursday, October 30, 2014

VAMP: 28 of 31 Horror Movies I've Never Seen

When I was a young lad, I loved Vampires.  Everything about Vampires was sexy and mysterious.  The fetishism surrounding blood drinking, the concept of having to hide in the darkness among society, the violence; pretty much everything about it spoke to my frustrations with growing up.  As I grew older I watched my idea of Vampires get slowly morphed into this strange pop culture thing where they were suddenly the sullen outcasts that desperately clung to any shred of their lost humanity.  These are not the Vampires I love.  The Vampires I love hide in plain sight and are merciless hunters of a common prey.  So I had a falling out with the depiction of Vampires and 1986's VAMP sure as hell ain't bringing me back into the fold.


Two savvy college kids desperate to get into a college frat make a plan to obtain a stripper for an upcoming party.  Heading into the city, in one of the weirdest and longest spinning vehicle car sequences ever, they come across a Bar called After Dark which just so happens to be inhabited, like much of the surrounding neighborhood, by a pack of Vampires led by an Egyptian Vampire Queen.  Plenty of magenta and green lit mayhem ensues in a movie that carries every single stereotype from an I Love The 80s episode.


This movie is bad.  Not bad in the unwatchable way, it's just so god damned silly that unless you are drunk with friends or completely brain dead you will most likely turn the damn thing off.  Don't get me wrong, it's got it's fair share of witty dialogue and an adorably spunky Dedee Pfeiffer, but that doesn't save it from it's cemented place in 80s nostalgia hell.  I don't even need to get started on the obvious White vs Black, Man vs Woman subtext (if you can call it SUBtext) of this film, but let's just say that the heroes of the story are all White kids.


There are a couple of moments that are just fun enough that they're not pure cheeseball silly, like a skeletal middle finger from an animatronic skeleton, but so much of the film is centered around the basest gags and thrills that it loses it's credible.  Anyone who drinks alcohol knows that brandy does not create enough vapor to catch fire within 2 seconds of being spilled on a bar or on the floor and it most certainly doesn't light a person's clothing on fire like fresh kerosene.  Even with all these faults though, I have to admit I had a good time making fun of the movie with my buddy Patrick, Still, I would never have put the film on had we not already been half-cocked.



2 out of 5 skulls.